impulse purchase

the reaction on the faces of my kids was worth the price! standing in line at EB Games, purchasing a DS, and a wii, game for the two of them... i ask the kid behind the counter if he has a wii for sale... "yes", he mumbles.... "great, i'll take it... and an extra wiimote please"... it wasn't until the kid was bagging the purchase that my boy's look at me and gasp, "you just bought another wii?"

"IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS SINCE YOU BROUGHT YOUR'S TO MY PLACE!!"

the worst thing was, on the way home, i asked my youngest if he would be so kind as to "set it up for me?"

"nah... you know how to do it by now"... hahaha!... little punk!

and then guilts me with... "i thought you were buying it for Grandpa Dan"... YIKES!... i forgot that i had sent money to my brother for our father's birthday gift... and he still hasn't found a wii.

i'm over it.... i set it up myself... haha!

 

who names their zombie anyway?

Timmy’s Mom refuses to be the only housewife on the block who doesn’t have a zombie of her own. When she brings a zombie servant home, Timmy discovers a new best friend, and names him Fido. And even though Dad has a bad case of zombie-phobia, Timmy is determined to keep Fido, even if he does eat the odd person... trailer.

 

the bacon show

One bacon recipe per day, every day, forever... enjoy.

 

mosaic generator

oh yes!.... i love this automatic mosaic generator. check it out!... make your own!

check out this zoom!

 

growing business card

i always love the creativity people have with their business cards. outstanding growth is predicted.

 

X's and O's

for my friends that smoke, please quit.

but while you're trying to quit... might as well play a game.

 

staple free stapler

having run out of staples just last night while helping an angel finish a submission... this would have come in handy.

 

life is complete

problems solved... i can now drink in all locations of my place... link.

 

duck, i am your father!

DUCK FADER!

AAAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! love it! Use the force rubber duckie!

 

i wanna be like chuck!

ok... i want one... anyone feels the urge to buy me one... here is the link... think double X when it comes to sizing.

 

cottage chair?

beautifully crafted chair for the cottage... now if i only had a cottage.

 

lorem ipsum cuff

for the girl that has everything... except the copy she needs from you to finish your damn ad!

 

cloud formations

unique cloud formations amaze me. completely amazing

 

glass half full?

i love the stuff sold on Despair, Inc.... have a look around... they have some funny shit stuff for sale.

check out their DEMOTIVATORS line... here are a couple of my favourites:

is it just me, or is nepotism the most annoying part of any company? One of my favourite clients is suffering with particular malady. two co-owners, three children employed between them. One must remember "always", that no matter how great you are, you are NO better than number six on the depth chart.

of course, everyone has an overinflated sense of self-worth... this is a nice reminder of the "fact".

OH YES!... a little D.I.Y. Demotivator... too much fun!

 

tubular time

not sure if i'm up for spending $160 on a clock. but this looks cool.

Time is displayed on the Tubular Time clock in phrases such as “quarter past four” and “five minutes past six” instead of the pedestrian “4:15″ and “6:05.” The clock mounts to any wall, and runs on a single AA battery. It’s quite large, measuring in at 33″ wide and a 4.5″ diameter, so you’ll need some space to hang this sucker.

 

mmmmm.... waffles!

keyboard waffles anyone? i have "OFFICIALLY" developed a waffle obsession.... as of right now!